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全美超模大赛第一季
This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing b
- 导演
- Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn
- 主演
- Tyra Banks
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《全美超模大赛第一季》剧情介绍
《全美超模大赛第一季》 This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool... 本页同步整理高清播放地址、剧情简介、演员资料和更新时间。
一、《全美超模大赛第一季》是什么类型的作品？
《全美超模大赛第一季》属于欧美综艺类型，2003年在美国地区推出。
二、导演和主演是谁？
影片由Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn执导，Tyra Banks等演员主演，人物塑造和情节推进具有较高完成度。
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糖心vlong（ddsdallas.com）提供《全美超模大赛第一季》在线播放入口，并整理播放线路和选集列表。
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本页包含《全美超模大赛第一季》剧情介绍、演员表、上映年份、地区信息、更新时间和高清播放地址，方便用户了解影片并继续观看。